What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

damn you....^_^

 

.... you aren't go to call the cops aren't you?

 

will1008: Oh, hi there! I'll just go to the bathroom, excuse me..
[me=will1008]scurries of to the bathroom, holding a phone[/me]
will1008:Lemme see...9...1...2..Doh!..C.....9...1...1..Hello? 911! There is a crazed dude in my room! Send the cops!
911: The cops are currently busy with the case of a person named dupasuka, please try again later
will1008: Darn, okay...

 

...

 

Why does all people call the cops for me.
I am a nice person...

 

*opens the closet and gets out*
I wouldn't hide in that closet again....lol

 

Hello and welcome!
Need something to drink?

 

yeah, any cold beverage will do, thanks

 

vodka for me!
im from Poland

 

Just water for me

 

add a little bit of alcohol in there....lol

 

HEY! a plane *throw drugs in the water*

 

Wow! This water is greeeeaaaat! *Colapses*

 

ahahaha....
look at her....

 

*t-shirt up*
...
*nonebleed*

 

If you touch her I'll have to kill you. That's my job. I'm sorry.

 

you really like those kind of things...lol
*leaves the room*
have fun....^^

 

Ewww.. it's your JOB to touch her ??
That's mean
il' kill you in the name of LOVE

 

No you stupid -.- It's my job to kill you.

 

*enters the room*
hey what are you doing guys?