What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

if you would stop raping cats, i wouldn't be in there! *gnaws.....* finally! got it off!

 

Catz has finally chewed his own "member" off!

Now get out of my bed!
*Sprays with water*

 

MEEEEEEEEOOOOW!!!!

 

SHADDAP!!!

*tosses Catz into the portal to Hell*

That's the last time I sleep with a cat...

 

i wish i twas the last i sleep with you but noooo


hey sayu

 

... I'm just glad robots technically don't have a gender...

 

I'm glad you do.

 

mhh actually im a reploid build to resemble a human in EVERY aspect

you hsould come here more often...

 

Robots, reploids, the latter just has more flesh.

And GTFO mah bed. Unless we're double teaming Peachy or something...

...

... Screw that, I want her to myself. GTFO!!!

 

to late now dont let me c you again

 

NO U.

*Sparta Kicks delta down the portal to hell*

... I should close that before someone accidentally falls in...

 

atleast i can walljump
youre time has come *trows shield boomerang*

 

*Necromorphs om nom noms on the shield boomerang*

GET BACK IN TEH PORTAL.

 

I'm replacing my beloved obese, nose squeaking pig with you!

Spoiler

 

*trips and falls into the portal*
Nooooooooooooo!

 

can i stay with peach then -,-

 

YAY!

... Heh heh heh...

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NO! THE FACE-STEALING GODDESS IZ MINE!!!!!1

 

OMG THIS IS LYk3 EVRY GURLS FANTUHSHEEE.

You are in my bed, after all.

 

no...is mine

 

Do you mind if I dis-mantle you and see how you work?