What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Hello >:]
*locks door*
Damn....wrong person..:/

 

Excuse me while I get a pair of scissors.

 

Slumber party, my lady?

 

CAT RAPIST!

 

-_-
I'm boarding up that cat-flap as of tomorrow...

 

MEEEEEOOOW!

 

SHADDAP!!

... How does this crazy cat keep getting in my pants...?

 

Uhh..You Stuff Him In Your Pants.....

 

I see... I need to stop doing that.

Now then...

*opens portal to hell*

In you go. C'mon, don't be shy.

 

*Groan*
Corriger.... You were way too rough... >.<
I've never seen someone play cluedo so forcefully

 

whats CLUEDO?
wanna play?

 

Awww I Dont Want To Go Back...T_T

 

You slept with the Devil, now you're going to Hell.

So.... in you go.

*gestures towards the portal*

 

rejected ! now get out before i have to dirty my boot

 

...Remind me to never do it with you. No matter how much I beg and plead and cry.

- - - -

My buddy! Let's stay in bed all day and watch Higurashi~

 

You're an exception.

Now get back in my pants. Right now.

 

Yes, sir.

 

no....get in mine!

 

YOU DON'T HAVE PANTS!!!

And stop getting in mine, by the way.

 

can we watch higurashi naked?

go before i lose control of my circuits