What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

HEY! coo

is this your strawberry underpants or it's mine!

 

.. It must be yours.

*thinking*

That's the last time I wear strawberry underpants while going on a drinking binge...

 

coo you making happy

 

Me too, Zammy. Me too.

I just hope I don't go to jail for this.

 

kitty rapist.....

 

In your drea-

*feels something furry in pants*

... Excuse me while I go jump into a volcano.

 

*Sets bed on fire*

 

... Damn you, you JAPANESE TRAAAAAAAAPS!!!!

*jumps out a fifteen-story window*

 

This bed is not worthy enough for me to sleep in anymore.

 

P4t I allergic to your hair, get out!

 

kitty rapist.......

 

I don't remember ever sleeping with my lunch before now.

Oh well. Breakfast in bed!

 

thought you jumped in a volcano.....and why eat something that's been in your pants....

 

Cats are treacherous animals... Or not?

 

well....somehow i got in your house, to your bed, and get me the hell outta your pants! so basically, ya....

 

Why is there a furry in my bed?

 

cuz security bars, with no windows, is like an attraction for me to enter.... *PURRRRR*

 

GET OUTTA MAH BED, FURRY.

 

your bed?! this is my hay field!

 

Your Hay Field?! Who's the one that operates the farm?