What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

... You again?

Turn into a fluffy, white puppy and maybe I'll change my mind.

 

Can't... stop... smiling...

 

my luck obviously has ran out

 

Robot?

How am I suppose to do this?!

 

ill show ya =P

 

that.....was..........amazing........ouch...hangover...........

 

... This doesn't leave this room. Got it?

 

Oh god, please tell me we we're to drunk to actually do it.

 

... I'm sorry. My desire for buttsex must have overwhelmed my rational self.

 

hello!

 

Seph cracked down on this thread. We have to stay on topic now, Zammy.

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*stares at Zammy*

Oh god, I can't go to jail again... the people there were so inferior, it physically pained me....

 

what about sandwich?

 

No amounts of sandwiches will nullify this sin...

*assumes fetal position*

 

Just you here?

 

Yeah, I guess.

Again, Zammy, we need to stay on topic now.

 

HOW DO THESE PEOPLE GET IN MY BED, I DO NOT KNOW.

 

YES! MY DREAM OF NAILING SAMUS ARAN HAS COME TO FRUI-

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Please tell me that's a banana in your underpants...

 

stop that coo!

 

I HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO KEEP MY FRUIT, OK!? ARE YOU HAPPY. Now get out of my bed while I put some security bars on my windows.

 

IS THAT A BANANA IN YOUR PANTS, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

Please tell me it's the former.