What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Oh My God...I Woke Up Next To A CAT?!
this is bad...>:/

 

*PURRRRRRR*

 

I know you love it

 

*hissssssssss*

 

... How drunk was I last night?

...

...

... And why does my butt hurt so much!?

 

uuuh


(stay on topic, or get warned...)

 

I know.

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I know I wanted some *****, but this is a bit much...

 

Well, this is a pleasant surprise.

...Corgi, I'm sorry for date raping you.

 

... Ready for round two?

 

round 2 of butt kicking?

 

... How could this have worked out? You're a f***ing robot.

 

how'd a freak of nature end up in my hay bed?!

 

and howd iend next to a cat...again

 

Well....this is new.

 

Cat Rapist!

 

I'm not into bestiality.

BE GONE WITH YOU.

 

Let's make more babies.

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

noisy cat

 

MEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWW!