What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Smash: Hey. A pet's a pet.....
Shinto: *rawr* *starts walking aimlessly*
Smash: That's why he's an awesome little dude...

 

Whats this Murai thing?

 

'Sup.

It's not supposed to purr. It's a Fission Metroid; not a cat.

My pet Metroid.

 

Good thing I have Samus on speed dial for if when something goes wrong.

 

Shinyu: Ero! I think I perfected the technique.....

 

You're not gonna fuck things up like last time are you?

 

Shinyu: Nope. *holding guitar* Not at all.
Party: Hey has anyone seen my-
Shinyu: *puts hand on Party's forehead* *weird chant*..........*poof*
Party(feminine side): Wher-Where am I?
Shinyu: .......All right.

 

0.o... Thats... pretty fucked up...

 

...

This whole thread is fucked up.

And while it's meant to be a BED, nothing other than other worldly madness is going on...

When I killed someone, it's because I woke up with a man by my side!

 

Shinyu: Hm......
Party(feminine side): I feel sleepy....*goes to sleep*
Party: FOR FUCK'S SAKE MAN!!!
Shinyu: Uh oh.

 

Yeah... I can't remember the last time this thread was on topic.

 

And no one but you cares... get a life man.

 

Smooth: *sips*
Shinzu: What's up with you?
Smooth: Nothing. *sips*

 

*Murai floats around aimlessly*

 

.... Sooo....

 

.... sooooooo.....

 

Shinzu: *reloads gun* Hm?
Shinyu: *goes to sleep*

 

..................Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................

*sits down and watches TV*

 

*punches the TV*

... Owwwww...

*nurses injured hand; TV is still functional*

*Murai floats around aimlessly*

 

*goes to get a beer*

*comes back*

*sips beer*

Theres an ice pack in the fridge.

*continues watching TV*