What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Well, that leaves Iludia......or Corriger.

........

Iludia it is!

 

Iludia:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"cuts corrigers guts out"

huh what?

 

*Removes Murai from her head*

If you rape her, you will most likely be dead within the hour.

See? And Corriger didn't even do anything...

 

Really though, Iludia's timing couldn't have been better.

*wound heals instantly*

Would you mind NOT cutting my guts out or otherwise harming me?

*Murai latches onto Iludia's head*

 

Iludia: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK
"Cuts Murai in two"

 

Phew.

Nothing happened to me.

Not for long.

What?

 

...

 

*detached Murai before he could get killed*

God, it's not like he was doing anything. Were you Murai?

*Murai purrs*

... What did I tell you about doing that?

*Murai stops*

O HAI THAR hYpNoS.

 

HyPnOs.

Oh wait, let me try again.

HYpnOs.

Damn it.

Hypnos. hYPNOS. HyPnOS.

....Never mind.

 

BRAZIL V NETHERLANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Soccer?

 

Yep. The match is about to start, I think.

Not that I care.

 

it already started! 1-0 ROBINHO~~~~~~~~

 

Iludia:LIIIIGHT
HENTAI IS BEING A MEANIE!!!

 

....Who's Hentai?

 

She means me.

Even though I'm not even doing anything...

 

Clap clap clap

What's he done now...?

 

Iludia:HE TOUCHED MY BUTT

 

No I didn't you stupid little girl.

*Murai starts radiating red aura*

 

Ah.

Haha, no. That was me--

Crap.