What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Ero: Oi Angel! You coming?
Demon Skill: DEMON BLADE

Angel: ugh... later guys... *poof*

Ero: Okay... *walks through portal*

 

Alan: All right. *goes through*

Shinyu: *turns on tv*

Reporter: Breaking news. Two unknown men have appeared in front of the T-rex with giant swords to possibly take down the beast...

Smooth: I'm coming too. *goes through*

 

Ero: IKU ZE!!



.... Maybe.... this swords a little heavy...

 

Reporter: It seems that more vigilantes have appeared out of nowhere to take down the beast......

Smooth: *cracks knuckles* Hmph.

 

Not for me, it ain't.

*grabs sword and dual wields with Ultima Weapon*

 

Bravo Oh Bravo.

 

Oh fuck this...

Demon Skill: TRI-DARK KATANA

 

Iludia:whats happening?

 

What is this i dont even

 

Shinto's evil side, is rampaging in China, and we're getting ready to stop it.

 

Iludia:Can I come too?

 

Sure.

*opens portal to China*

 

Wait... how am I supposed to weild three? Ugh...

Demon Skill: DARK KATANA



Ugh... Divine Skill: HOLY PISTOL



*wields Katana in right hand, pistole in left*

Much better.

 

Welll someones gonna die and it's not me ahhhhh the good life.

 

You chose the wrong weapons.

[me=Stanley Richards]passes shoe and spoon[/me]

Those are a true warrior's weapons.

 

Iludia:YAY!
"Jumps into the portal"

 

Ignoring the retardedness of that...

...where is this beast to be slane?

 

A true warriors weapon is his own body nothing beats stabbing someone with your [innuendo] giant long sword [/innuendo]

 

I can totally relate. :

 

........ Are you guys coming or what?