What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

"Iludia punches corriger trought a wall"

 

Argh... Not again...

*pet Metroid phases back into the Material Plane*

At least I don't have to get him this time.

...

...

Hey guys, what should I name him?

... Inevitability is the word of the day.

*gets back up*

 

Real Me: You're friggin making me spit out Sunkist!!!!! You Ass.

Smash: Huh?

 

Corry Jr.?

*facepalm*

 

Heh heh heh... awesome.

*pet Metroid floats around aimlessly, taking special care to avoid Sephiroth*

I agree with Sephiroth.

 

*blows up Metroid*

 

Aww.......*is depressed*

Hmph. Nice.

 

Iludia:go emo and destroy half of the world?

 

Shinzu: *walks in* What's with the cute pets?

 

Hmm... Coming up with a name for my pet is harder than I thought it would be...

Not before I take it over, please.

Trying to come up with a name for my Metroid.

*pet Metroid floats towards Shinzu*

 

That would be my job.

Except the emo part.

 

Bye...

 

*pet Metroid latches onto Toushiro's face*

Me: Later.

 

Iludia:GO FOR IT

 

Shinzu: Murai?

 

That would be too boring....

Besides..

*sits down and listens to mp3 player*

I'm off the clock, as of now.

 

Sounds good. At least better than Corry Jr...

Alright. Murai it is.

Aww, man...

 

Would you rather I destroy the world before you have a chance to rule it?

 

Shinzu: It's sooooo cute!!! So is........Shinto?
Smash: Yes Shinto.
Shinto: *farts in Corriger's face*

 

... I just said, "not before I take it over, please."

But... if you really want to, then go for it. There are other worlds to take over, anyway.

*Muria floats near Shinzu*

AAAAARRGGHHH!!!!! MY FACEE!!!!!!!

*falls on the floor, clawing at face; Murai latches onto Shinto's head*