What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

sorry! I don't know smash!
*give shinto waffle*
please forgive me!

 

Smash: *laughs* It's okay. Shinto heals very quick...
Shinto: *nibbles on waffle*
Alan: *laughs*

 

*giggles*

look at the time I should go!

*kisses alan*

I LOVE YOU ALAN!

 

Alan: Love you too!!!

Shinto: *rawr*
Smash: I know Shinto...

 

Good morning, mortals.

Wazzup, guys!

 

Alan: Hey Seph, Cloud.

 

So what I miss?

 

Smash: I got a cutie T-rex!! His name is Shinto.
Shinto: *rawr*

 

......Isn't that thing from Tekken?

Abomination.

 

Smash: Me, Sayu, and Iludia found him while restoring Iludia's purity.

 

ILUDIA'S WHAT!?

Hmph.

 

Smash: Purity. Shinyu spiked our drinks then the next morning, we........yeah. Then she almost killed herself and we had to go back in time to keep the incident from happening. Then that's when we found Shinto.

 

FUCK. I wanted to be the one to do that.

Heheh.

 

... Heh heh. Gon.

 

Smash: *sigh* *pets Shinto*
Shinyu: Not my fault.

 

I know right?

 

Everyone's dead.

 

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!?

 

Really? Because that would make my job a whole lot easier.

WHAT!?

 

Smash: I can't believe I got some with Iludia......*hugs Shinto*
Shinto: *rawr* *cough*