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What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by rock91, Mar 7, 2010.

  1. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    C-Corriger! :-[
    You're not supposed to flirt with your captor!

    Now... Should I just kill him or torture him...?
     
  2. smashbrosmk

    smashbrosmk Well-Known Member

    Shinzu: *changes clothes* Torture would be fine.
     
  3. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    Torture! Torture me slowly! Put nail into my finger joints! Skin me alive!
     
  4. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Right...
    *Gets an electric heater and places it inches away fro Corrigers crotch*
    You see where this is going?
    *Removes Corrigers pants*
    Now... For the final part... I'll... I'll...
    get Shinzu to show you her body
    Exercise some self control, Corriger.
     
  5. smashbrosmk

    smashbrosmk Well-Known Member

    Shinzu: Oh Sayuri you beast......*takes clothes off* Now...*holds cattle prod* Heh.....*shocks corriger with cattle prod*
     
  6. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    o.o

    *slight nosebleed*
    uh... where was I?
     
  7. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    what is happening here?
    torture, eh?
    *grabs opposite powder*
    hahahahahaha!
     
  8. smashbrosmk

    smashbrosmk Well-Known Member

    Shinzu: Hm.......where's my whip.......ah ha!
     
  9. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    Aside from the slight pain.... I am in HEAVEN right now!!!

    *has a "happy moment"*
     
  10. smashbrosmk

    smashbrosmk Well-Known Member

    Shinzu: *whips corriger 10 times*
     
  11. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    *"happy moment" expands*
     
  12. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Hm?
    He hasn't even got "one" yet?!
    Shinzu! Uh... Be more sexy!
     
  13. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    *hides opposite powder*
    *watches torture*
    *has happy moment*
    O.O
     
  14. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    *"happy moment" expands further*

    Oh crap... it's reaching the heater...
     
  15. smashbrosmk

    smashbrosmk Well-Known Member

    Shinzu: With pleasure.........*whips corriger 25 more times, dumps water on herself, and does a crazy sexy dance*
     
  16. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    *"happy moment" is being burned off*

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    Why.... does that feel so good...?
     
  17. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    *drools*
    so pretty...
     
  18. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Sigh.
    It looks like he's enjoying this more than anything...
    Shinzu, get some clothes on.
    *Draws knife*
    I want some "alone time" with Corriger.
     
  19. smashbrosmk

    smashbrosmk Well-Known Member

    Shinzu: *puts clothes on* Okay.....

    Shinzu: Hm?
     
  20. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    ... Alone time?

    *"happy moment" falls off*

    Ah, dammit! Now "alone time" with Sayuri isn't gonna be as enjoyable!