What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Oh my! I am a woman!

How... wonderful!
Dear god...

 

Shinzu: Hey Corriger! *looks at him* O.O So.....does this mean......lesbian intercourse?

 

Goodness, no! Why would we ever do such a thing?

And don't use such a vile word as... as... lesbian...

 

Daaammmn.
You best switch into some more feminine clothes, Corriger, those ones look like they're gonna fall off!

 

Shinzu: *grabs Alan* WHAT DID YOU DO??
Alan: IT wasn't me, I swear to god, it was muddy! She did it!!
Shinzu: When I find her.....
Alan: she went to sleep.
Shinzu: .............I....I..I guess I can wait.....*drops Alan*

 

Am I?

*looks at self*

Gracious! You're right!

But where could I possibly find more feminine attire? There seems to be none nearby...

 

Smash: *points to closet*

 

Oh. I didn't notice that...

Thank you, my dear!

*hugs Smash, then gets clothing out of closet and changes in a spare room*

 

Smash: ..........You're welcome, I guess....

 

(inner self)

I am going to f***ing MURDER muddy...

(outer self)

*comes out of room wearing a simple white dress*

Well then, that's one problem taken care of!

Now, to do something about this dwelling. It's absolutely filthy!

 

Shinzu: I guess I can help you do this.....What was Muddy thinking?

 

That would be splendid!

*looks at a hole in wall*

Goodness! How did this wall come to be this way!

Shinzu, if you could be a dear and fix that wall, I'd really appreciate it.

(inner self)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'D RATHER BE STRAPPED TO A CRUCIFIX AND GET STABBED AN INSANE, GREEN-HAIRED CHICK THEN GO THROUGH THIS!!!!

 

Shinzu: okay....
Smash: I gotta go, take care of um...."Coriesha" for me, okay, Shinzu?
Shinzu: All right...

 

... Goodness! Such a mess...

Who could possibly be this untidy?

 

wow kinda dead >.>

 

Cookieninja! How nice to see you!

(inner self)

Hmm... I wonder what Peachy wIll this of this?

... Heh heh heh... the prospect is tempting, VERY tempting... this might not be too unbearable after all...

 

(inner self)

Hmm... I wonder what Peachy wIll this of this?

... Heh heh heh... the prospect is tempting, VERY tempting... this might not be too unbearable after all...

....corriger stop ur loosing urself to nice side *hands him a puppy and a catapult* STAY TRUE TO U ARE RESIST THE NICENESS URGES

 

=3

 

ello

 

... Ah! Thank you for the wonderful presents! With this catapult, I'll be able to fling this garbage into the nearest waste disposal, and this puppy... this puppy is just too adorable!

*hugs the puppy*

(inner self)

... I can take this... I can take this...

Hello Fishy!

*hugs corprlfish*

(inner self)

What the hell are you doing!? You're supposed to hit him and tell him to make you a sandwich!!! AAAARGGHHH!!!!!