What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*nose starts bleeding*

.... son of a...

... quiet you...

 

It's 4 am.......awesome.

 

*is almost has ribs broken* uhh peach u can let go now *slowly starts to turn blue in the face*

 

It's 2 pm... even more awesome.

NOW HOW THE F*** DO I GET RID OF THIS DAMNED ATMOSPHERE!?!?!?

 

*Releases* Now, now...

- - - - - -

... I feel a horrid tension in this thread that I'm not liking... I feel regret.

*Tears off face*

 

Woooowwww

we need more alcohol~~

 

*breathes* ur strong...and wat u mean by tension and regret

 

... I love you.

 

*takes a picture

 

Hoes and wine, dum du du dum duddu dumm dum dum.

 

Oh Peach... You are so loving...
If you do not wish for me to suffer in prison with you I shall break you out of there... We can run off together... Leave the country... Perhaps we may adopt a child or one of us could be artificially inseminated...
And I wish for you to be the first to kiss... Down there..... But not here... Not now...
*Gives Peach a final kiss, gently biting her lower lip*
See you later, my love...
*Sweeps the last of the ants out of the door*
Phew... Are they all gone...?
They were fast becoming rather naughty ants... o.o

 

wat about the strip poles o.o

 

We're to poor to fit them into this mansion, they'll just give us lap dances.

 

Smooth: *falls weak* Wine.....Vodka....Ciroque......*cough*

 

*Glues some broom handles to the floor*
Perfect

 

hey that works two

 

Smooth: *weak* Sayu........I need.......fancy alcohol.....help......me.

 

"Melfice jups in from the window"
We got a pool

 

*brings few bottles of Martini and a bucket of ice
Yay!

 

Goodbye, my precious ants...

You are an odd one, mister Corgi. But I will cook up your face and eat it, too.

Like this meal!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i11jo9cQY9s

False! My one whore moment was for Sayuri the ants. ...Ants.