What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

I am official drunk and stable, a somewhat weird miracle isn't it?

 

Smooth: Damn it, how does Alan get ass and I don't.....
Alan: *snore*

 

Sorry.
I can't take it anymore! I love you Sayuri, I love you, woman! Ah... this small text looks like a little army of ants.
*Grabs bug killer*

 

I think smashbrosmk has officially lost it.

 

Your mom's a miracle... in bed... in my pants...
(immature humor ftw)

 

Smash: Huh? You called?

 

Yeah, less talk, more love!

 

Hmm.
I suppose I didn't...
Weird...

*Catches shining fist and pulls Corriger toward her and trips him in one motion*

 

Smash: ?
Smooth: *sips*
Alan: *wakes up* Damn, hangover...

 

*glomps catboy*

 

Smash: *RAWR!!!!*

 

*Takes a seat, opens a can of beer and proceeds to watch*

This is my entertainment? You guys are really lacking today... Corgi.

 

*rolls with the fall and pulls Sayuri towards self, then uses Glorious Demon Fist on her diaphragm and follows with Stonehead (headbutt)*

 

I know she is the stupid dirty whore, DO YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Smash: *running* Gaah!! *jumps on peach's head*

 

... You plowed your mother... in bed... in my pants?

 

*pulls smash back by his tail and drags him off to bed!*

 

Smash: Let go!! Let go damn it!!!
Party: *smacks Buppa's head with guitar*

 

Your point?

 

Yeah those ants sure are annoying... o.o
...I... Don't know what to say... It's so sudden...
*Lies on the bed*
THERE'S NO POINT IN HIDING MY FEELINGS FROM YOU ANYMORE!
Take me... Take me now......

*Falls to the floor*
Y... You win...