What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*grabs foot with one hand and slams Sayuri into the ground*

 

Umm... Theres a nice cafe down the street...

 

*swallows bomb*
mmmm, tastes like ketchup...

 

Smooth: Sure, if that's where we're going...
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Smash: Damn it muddy!!!

 

Sexual intercourse with the side of violence, just what my afternoon needed.

 

Shinzu: YOU FAT FU-

 

I command you to put on a mermaid outfit.

 

Shinzu: ........*runs*

 

*grins evilly*

 

My wants were denied.

Oi, none of that.

 

Insults will get you no where, my love.

 

Shinzu: crap crap crap crap crap crap.....

 

what did i do?
*bomb explodes causing no harm*

>
*takes over cafe*

 

Saddening isn't it?
You should be a tad more forceful, go get him girl.

 

They do lovely coffee so...

 

I'd chase you, but I'm in the middle of something...

 

Smooth: Coffee will do me some good, and I can pay.....*grabs coat*

 

Quite.
Good... *Rolls sleeves* I'd rather rape.

 

Oh! N-Now?

 

Smooth: Or later, if you want...