What would you say if you lived with poster above you

Wow, interesting group of people in this house. Anyway, hungry now, is there any cookies and milk?

 

u get cookies if u come to the dark side

 

What dark side? If you won't give me cookies, I'll torture you to the point of death.

 

MILK is Evil

 

*Looks at milk nervously*

 

You gonna drink that milk or what?

 

But it's evil

 

I DEFY evil. *drinks* See?

 

:O
Now the evil is inside you

 

Nah. The evil got sucked into the black hole inside me.

 

death in 616 minutes

 

...Good morning to you too?

 

If you die, invite me to your funeral. I'll pay my respect and pour milk on your coffin, since it was the cause of your death.

 

Fumi-chan will never die! Our love will keep her alive! If she dies, I will die beside her!

 

We already lived together and after two weeks we decided to separate...

 

Wat?

 

Yes my love I'm sorry that it did not work out *gives her an orange* I will always love you *blows a kiss*

 

That is so not funny i think I'm gonna tear off your balls...

 

Cute, you remembered the first words you said to me when I asked you out... was so long ago... I forgive you my love, I know you'll come back to me

 

(Now i know how Fumiko felt)