What What???

(in high pitched voice)
Oh my gad, how did it happen?! (It appears there aren't any ladies to reply[shrug])

What is the clouds were actually made of ice cream?

 

Then you'll eat them!

What if Romulation will be offline forever?

 

Suicide would increase across the world.

What if the earth was flat?

 

then there would be an end of the Earth to jump off

What if we didn't have leg but flippers?

 

Then we would all be

What if we were all colorblind?

 

Traffic light related accidents would increase dramatically.

What if we only lived to 10 years old?

 

oh shit no sex

what if there was no pie(oh shit)

 

I would make some and save the planet! [insert victory fanfare here]

What if life had background music?

 

Then people would have to shout at each other in order to actually hear each other over the music
What if there were no sharks?

 

Then super-evolved fishes that could only be eradicated by sharks would take over Earth.

What if homework didn't exist? (YAY!)

 

then... YAY!

What if 2012 did happen?

 

NO SCHOOL!!!!!!

What if no pizza?

 

then I'd eat you... scratch that... i'd eat THE WORLD!~

what if i really ate the world?

 

you could acedently eat seph

what would happen if nhi-po ate seph

 

i'd buy a psp

what if nhi_po ate all psp's

 

No Christmas present for me!

What if we were all tall?

 

yao ming would cry

why would he cry?

 

no more standup blowjobs

why does would he still have a penis?

 

WTF?!
shut up.
please

because hes like a normal person then,

 

what if JC put a what if.. there?