What was the last thing you stole?

sorry but i said im joking
and WTF spongebob XD

 

yes spongebob is middle class

 

*removed*

 

Clearly you need to download the english vocabulary

 

the last thing I stole was a CMOS battery from walmart... didn't want to pay $6 for a battery, and I needed it...
I just slipped it into my pocket and popped it out of the little cardboard and plastic package in the bathroom

 

Noooo... :

Spongebob

I really feel guilty after stealing stuff...
But when I steal music and DVDs and video games and software...I don't feel guilty at all. ???

 

I like to steal hearts but I end up getting robbed

 

really? i dont really care usually, i didnt even do it because i needed stuff it was all just for fun

 

Well, if it's from a place that I like, then I do, but if it's from a little kid, and he's being a brat, then I don't feel bad about stealing his stuff.

 

refill of slurpies from 711... got caught by the guard but i had like 3-4 refills and just paid 1 refill...

well, i didnt know you cant refill your cup when you drink it inside the store...

 

Neighbour's Internet connection.

 

Just various games/movies/emulators/pix/anything of interest. lol

 

I stole wario d.i.y from Nintendo through this website. Does that count??

 

No, piracy is something everyone does.

MY ezy 3 in 1 from my little brother while he's at school (I had to do a "raid" in his room to retrive it)...he had it for 6 months and it's covered in dust D:

 

Yu-Gi-Oh cards!!!
for the Questions:
yes
yes
no
no
cause no one was watching.

 

Neighbour's Internet connection.
+1 , me too haha.

 

I stole several women's virginity back in College. Oddly, no one really wants to make out with a Master's Degree or Doctorate student ???

 

My ex's sense of self-worth. I'm only a little bit guilty.

 

An under age girl's virginity:
I wasn't afraid of being caught.
I didn't think twice.
I loved it.
And this is all a lie.
I actually stole my brother's socks. Kind of spacey.
I don't think he'll mind, he has millions of 'em. : DDDD xD

 

An apple.

yes, I'm quite the daring bastard.