what turns you on?

crimson089 · Dec 20, 2009

johncarl said:

what i cant believe is people still believes reiders ........pinecone addiction.
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hmm... not really 'believes' but 'understands' the word "Fetish". According to the great wiki, fetish is a pronounced sexual and/or emotional desire towards particular inanimate objects. I'm going to share you an article about a lady who married the the Eiffel Tower because of... you know, fetish. here's the link:

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/2009/06/23/the-extra-large-vibrator-just-wasnt-enough-i-married-the-eiffel-tower-video/
or you can try this too:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2074301/Woman-with-objects-fetish-marries-Eiffel-Tower.html

snebbers · Dec 20, 2009

Remnoca said:

Hello Snebbers ;]
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Why Hello there ;]

Reider said:

Alright, this isn't easy for me but I feel that my personal life should be made known to both my friends and total strangers. If I don't get this off my chest, my life will never be worth living. You MUST know this about me. It's a prereq to be my friend. Or to not be my friend. Or to not even know me period.

Alright, I have a fetish. Well, more than just a "fetish". It's an entire sexual lifestyle. An exclusive sexuality that I share with only a few people. I am not weird or sick, there are dozens of us in the world.

Ok, I'm not going to beat around the bush any longer. I will come right out and say it.

I have a deep and profound sexual attraction to pinecones. Yes, pinecones. Now hear me out....

How do you not fuck that?

Seriously though folks, it's been like this for years. I can't explain it, it's just who I am. It's not weird by any stretch of the imagination. Scientists and psychologists both agree unanimously that humans having sex with pinecones is completely natural and is in no way, shape, or form considered not "normal". I have yet to tell my, as you would say, "irl" friends. If they truly care about me, they will support me and my not-weird sex life.

I like both male and female pinecones. (NOT GAY) You didn't know they had genders did you? Well, they sort of don't. I assign them genders in my head. I can look at a pinecone and tell what gender it should be. That's how deep my love for these beautiful creatures goes. I like to tongue them down, then caress their little piney things. I can't really stick my dick in them because they have no real holes. What I do is I rub my cock all over them. It hurts, but in an oh so good way.

One time I got caught in the woods making sweet passionate love and a group of skinheads caught me. They said that I was a freak and then they beat the shit out of me. They then stepped on the pinecone as I lay there battered and bloody. I reported it to the police but they just laughed at me.

Why?

Am I not human too? Just because I'm different than the rest of the world? I deserve a chance for happiness just like everybody else. Screw this planet for judging me. One day, I dream that we will live in a world that lets people like me roam the streets at night with out so much as a single thought.

Until then, I wait...
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Wait.. I'm confused.. Did Reider copy this from MyFursona on LiveJournal.com? Or are they the same person?

All in all, That. Is. The. Most. Awesome. Fetish... I Have Ever heard.
Whoever that person is. I want to hug them.

crimson089 · Dec 20, 2009

snebbers said:

Wait.. I'm confused.. Did Reider copy this from MyFursona on LiveJournal.com? Or are they the same person?
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me too, i saw it somewhere in a ragnarok forum, just like what johncarl said.

All in all, That. Is. The. Most. Awesome. Fetish... I Have Ever heard.
Whoever that person is. I want to hug them.
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you mean the pinecones?

Rysio · Dec 20, 2009

Meh, pinecones.

Pickles are like, 100 times more sexy.

RAWR <3

graveboy · Dec 20, 2009

don't tell anyone....but....ugh....attractive girls turn me on.....crazy, huh?

crimson089 · Dec 20, 2009

Rysio said:

Meh, pinecones.

Pickles are like, 100 times more sexy.

RAWR <3
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that's a huge pickle, eww i can't even eat that thing it tastes...

Rysio · Dec 20, 2009

crimson089 said:

that's a huge pickle, eww i can't even eat that thing it tastes...GREAT!
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crimson089 · Dec 20, 2009

hell no, it tastes like uhh... pinecones...?? i'd rather have cucumbers

Rysio · Dec 20, 2009

...I like pickles Especially on a sandwich :

dupasuka · Dec 20, 2009

OMFG, my college gf is an nurse at the hopital where im hospitalized .
I just get so horny on nurses

cjdogger · Dec 20, 2009

People who hate furries turn me on.

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