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What not to do in a fire.

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by vivo, Nov 11, 2010.

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  1. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    You shouldn't stand there like a fucking idiot.
     
    Stanley Richards, Nov 15, 2010
    #21
  2. boneman25

    boneman25 New Member

    shouldn't sit and think of funny things you could do during this fire
     
    boneman25, Nov 15, 2010
    #22
  3. mr snow

    mr snow Well-Known Member

    Turn on the gas cooker.
     
    mr snow, Nov 15, 2010
    #23
  4. Zydaline

    Zydaline Well-Known Member

    Hurry to your favorite social networking sign and post.
    GET MANY LIKES.
     
    Zydaline, Nov 15, 2010
    #24
  5. athemoe

    athemoe Well-Known Member

    have sex with firefighters
     
    athemoe, Nov 15, 2010
    #25
  6. T-Dub

    T-Dub Well-Known Member

    run around in the nude!
     
    T-Dub, Nov 16, 2010
    #26
  7. garychencool

    garychencool Well-Known Member

    throw magnesium in it which makes a bigger fire and then add water which will make hydrogen WHICH IS EVEN WORSE!!!
     
    garychencool, Nov 16, 2010
    #27
  8. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    Throw knives at random people for fun.....
    Trust me not a good idea.
     
    darkrequiem, Nov 16, 2010
    #28
  9. j c 2000

    j c 2000 Well-Known Member

    Plastic?
     
    j c 2000, Nov 16, 2010
    #29
  10. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    Fornicate with a greased-up monkey.
     
    Corriger, Nov 16, 2010
    #30
  11. MohsinMVP

    MohsinMVP Well-Known Member

    Masturbate using oil.
     
    MohsinMVP, Nov 16, 2010
    #31
  12. j c 2000

    j c 2000 Well-Known Member

    Do throw so much oil it puts out the fire.Do not use so little it makes the flame larger. :p
     
    j c 2000, Nov 16, 2010
    #32
  13. im so fly

    im so fly New Member

    Shove candy up your ass..
     
    im so fly, Nov 16, 2010
    #33
  14. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    Don't stop drop and roll.
    Everybody knows that it doesn't work, so don't even try.
     
    muddymaster, Nov 16, 2010
    #34
  15. j c 2000

    j c 2000 Well-Known Member

    Unless you barely are on fire.
     
    j c 2000, Nov 16, 2010
    #35
  16. david23

    david23 Well-Known Member

    eat kryptonite and hope it has healing effects
     
    david23, Nov 16, 2010
    #36
  17. georockman

    georockman Well-Known Member

    Don't pretend your goku...
    *runs in to fire*
     
    georockman, Nov 16, 2010
    #37
  18. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    Do not, I repeat, do not make a sammich.
     
    muddymaster, Nov 16, 2010
    #38
  19. T-Dub

    T-Dub Well-Known Member

    do cartwheels...in the nude!
     
    T-Dub, Nov 16, 2010
    #39
  20. Soluri

    Soluri Well-Known Member

    Pray to not die in the fire.
     
    Soluri, Nov 17, 2010
    #40
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