what is this scientology that everyone is talking about???

I love that Simpson's episode. Like I said, they think we're all from a different planet and where taken here in a huge space ship called The Enterpri........I mean, Mother Ship.

 

Hahaha, yeah. That episode was the shit.

 

And let me guess, you inherited his looks ?

 

Loony....are you Russell Brand ??

 

You know....the crazy guy that does be on the TV....



I just always get an image of him in my head when I think of you....Strange

We can put that to rest now though because you are not Russell Brand

....right ?

 

The founder, L. Ron Hubbard, once said in Reader's Digest "writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion." In only a matter of years, he had done so.

It truly is a "cult." It's good to see that the intranets have been raiding them of late. Anonymous, indy hackers, etc. Everyone's joining the cause (see: www.scientology.org is down).

Edit: ED explains well.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Scientologist

 

That's right, I doubled as Tom Cruse in Mission Impossible 3........all the dangerous stunts anyways

 

^ lol I heard his double did the whole movie and he wasnt even in it, just took the profits

 

Cloud, did you beat Tom up for taking your money?

 

Hell no, he said he'd reserve me a seat on the Mother Ship

 

Hey, I thought you were a follower of jebus?

 

Nah, I just like that Simpson's episode. I can't wait to go back to my home planet!!!! WHOOT!!!!

 

Behold this GIF. If you miss the beginning, right click and go "View Image", and then in that image hit control-F5 to force reload without cache.



Scientology goes like that. For those with a short attention span:

SPACE LORD XENU IS FRIENDS WITH EVIL PSYCHOLOGISTS

SPACE LORD XENU KIDNAPS HIS SURPLUS POPULATION

SPACE GENOCIDE (XENOCIDE?) DONE ON EARTH FOR NO APPARENT REASON

SPACE SPIRITS WATCH EVIL RELIGION MOVIE

SPACE SPIRITS HANG AROUND EARTH MEN

EARTH MEN INFLUENCED BY EVIL RELIGION MOVIE

GRAB MAGIC SCIENTOLOGY BOX, BE FREED OF SPACE SPIRITS

THEN ENTER NEW REALM OF CONSCIOUSNESS AND HAVE LIGHTER POCKETS!

 

Damn you, Cloud...

 

when i saw that south park clip i was like wtf, this can't be for real who the hell would believe such a story. then i checked other youtube videos of scientology and wiki and they also say the same thing. and boy was i baffled by this. who the hell could believe in such story, xenu??? what would be the point in freezing the peole and sending them to earth and dropping them in a volcano with the intention of them dying?? they might as well just shoot them in their home planet. why go through all that trouble of freezing the person, delivering them here to earth and killing them. where the hell is the logic in that.

btw, what happens when you die as a scientologist believer?? we know christians either go to hell or heaven, budhists are always reborn into something new [reincarnation] and other [muslims, jews and whatever else is out there] i'm not sure.

 

Ahahahahah~

If you guys are interested at all, the big waves of attack on scientology.org and scientology-related websites happened on 1/18/08 and 1/21/08. The next one is set for 1/24/08 6 PM EST, which is the date of L. Ron Hubbard's death.

Objectives are taking the sites down to a non-responsive level again, and obtaining any kind of media attention for the raids. (Attention is a good thing!) Many of those involved are interesting in real-life attacking the CoS (some guys in EFG masks had some fun at a CoS in NYC at an earlier date).

By the way, one of the most epic wins is the public release of a $33,835 document explaining the religion of Scientology EXTREMELY briefly. Go-go!