What is the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say?

Yup, though do you get why it's funny yet?

 

retarded argument between these two guys in the school cafeteria... about baby tangerines being midgets! no seriously. i'm not joking

guy 1: they're freaking midgets...!!
guy 2: god dammit they're not midgets... they're called baby tangerines they are SUPPOSED to be small...
guy 1: MIDGETS!!
guy 2: wow listen to yourself a midget has to be over 20 years of age and under 5 feet to be a midget
guy 1: they're still midgets! look how small they are
guy 2: they're not HUMAN... and how the hell can they be over 20 years old!?
guy 1: you don't know that...
me: don't have to be human to be midgets but if they are supposed to be that small then they're not freaking midgets!
guy 2: see? even he agrees with me
guy 1: they're still midgets!! now join my shitty game (they were also arguing who hosts CoD at that time)

i forget the rest... but it goes on for a few days. probably gonna start again on monday...

 

i dont get it im saying i want to TNT you is that funny you exploding or it means something in english?

 

See metashinryubleh?... To blow somebody is a dirty term...

 

I wanna gun you down would be more appropriate.

Congratulations you two, you just broke metashinryu's innocence ;D

 

uh...... i have no part in this?

 

lol

this has to be the funniest conversation I've seen all day

 

The conversation on this page here gets the award for the day. Thanks for the laugh guys.

 

Back a page or so: So you guys know, there is a distinct difference between black and brown people. It's not a stupid thing to say. I base this off of the fact that I have a Bolivian friend that is slightly and awesomely racist towards blacks.

 

"Nice to meet you, I'm an assasin!"

"Nin, nin, nin, nin, what do they call those people in the human world?"
"Right! Ninjas! I want to be like one too!"

 

if i didant know any better id gess your quoteing flonne from disgaea 1 lol

 

Woo! A thanks from Reider! That is scary...

I've never seen a person who has a skin colour figment that is the same as the correct colour Black... I've seen at most a dark brown

 

heres one from a geeky friend of mine:-

guy1: Errrr, watcha think of cod5 then
guy2: dont know, what do you think
guy1: i think whatever you think
guy2: but i dont know what to think, so does that mean you don't know what to think because i don't
guy1: i suppose so
Me: will you pair just shut up
guy 1 + 2: make me, anyway what's the best you can do, you can't even kill me on dome {annoying laugh from guy 1}
guy2: haaaaa, that was soo funny, i still think its gonna be cod: sticks and stones {annoyin guy 1 laugh}
guy1:what type of stick?
guy2: a bamboo
me: just shut the f**k up now cos you're starting to rally p**s me off you stupid geeks!
guy1: hahahahaha {annoyingly}, but what's a bamboo?

 

"runescape is better then any other online game for pc"

no comment...

 

what the heck?

it is (probably) the best online BROWSER game you'll ever find. in terms of sheer size anyways

but it is certainly NOT the best online game for PC as a whole! look at all the other games, i believe that most people will agree that for PC as a whole there are better online games than that

 

There was a hot chick...

Me: She's fine!!!

My cousin: She was never hurt idiot...

TRUE STORY!!!

That's pretty funny too.

 

Woooo

Look at this stupid comment made on MSN... I hate MSN
"I like BBQ with my bacon crisps"

 

"Ninjas be be'er ten poirets."

Nuff be said.

 

That reminds me...
From a chatbox on a ninja site thingy:
1- "Pirates are better than Ninjas!"
2- "Well Ninja's are sexier than Pirates!"
1-"What?..."
3-"Cool : D"
2-"Well pirates have lot's of facial hair and ninjas look sexy to me..."
1-"What?!!!!"
4-"Heheh..."
4-"Let's have a pirate ninja orgy!"
1-"No thanks..."