What is the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say?

On that website I do

 

lets juts face it... no matter that site your on weather its a game or a fromun your always get noobie ideots invadeing :S trying to ruin every ones fun ( not that im calling you a noobie ideot cjdogger )

oh & about the most stupidest thing i have ever herd...
one time i was plating a game called runescape & i was about lvl 60 at the time so not to noobie & not to skilled eaver but this one patuicla time i had this guy called take a leek try & scam my pass off of me but i relise what the ideot was trying to do rite from the start so i kind of played him like a chump

i cant rember it excactly but it was kinda like this

take a leek - if u tell me your pass il tell you mine

me - na im ok

take a leek - you sure i could get you 100m cash

me - no thanks i got anuth already

take a leek - you sure i could even give you free phats

me - no thanks already got them (even tho i dont lol)

take a leek - did u know if u type alt + tab before u type it blocks your pass

take a leek - ******* see

ah this point i was starting to get anoyed & desided to play him like a chump.

me - yourabiggernoobeideotthanalvl3lumnoob ( your a bigger noobie ideot than a lvl 3 lum noob )

take a leek - ? ah... whats that your pass ?

me - no its a hidden message for you to figger out

(about 5/10 minits of silance )

take a leek - your a bigger noobie ideot than a lvl 3 lum noob

me - yeah i agree you are one moron

( cose he didant get his way he keeped reporting me & eventualy i got baned but when i recovered the account ( on the everdances it showed it was him & not me. i haveant seen him on since & yes i got my account back on rs with in the same day lol ( my gess is cose of my counter to the rs mods (the ones that run the banning system) he probly got baned cose of it lol)

 

someone I know once said to my crying classmate dont worry the force is with you and all of the sudden he starrted to tease him of watching to many star wars

 

Yeah; that guy can shut the f*ck up...

 

That's what you get for playing a horrible game like RS

 

Sorry, I don't want to risk getting in trouble so I removed what I earlier posted :-[

 

The most stupid thing i heard someone say was..

Friend 1: Man, there's no space in here..
Friend 2: Ok.. I'll move there for you guys..
Me: Thanks..
<Friend 2 Moves>
Friend 1: Man, It's okay there's enough space now..

 

I heard someone call Canada, Canadia lol

 

Despite your exaggerations of this one-sided story, I somewhat prefer "Idiot"s argument.

 

I heard this stupid as bimbo on TV say "He's like a diamond in the rust" lol

 

i hear this allot

(someone buys an ice lolly or ice cream opens it and puts it in there mouth)

"ahhhh that's cold"

 

when i was playing Battletanks while on WC3, there was this guy on the other team claiming he is a pro (note that in this map you can't choose targets of your weapons, only abilities)

idiot: *dies* oh ****!
-30 seconds later-
idiot: *runs his tank into a wave of enemy creeps, dies* what da **** how do i keep dying
me: uh... cause you're never using your creeps as meat shields?
idiot: (basically swearing, flaming, calling me like black racist names, etc...) *dies again*
me: riiiiiiight...
idiot: YOU MOTHERF*****NG HACKERS YOU ALL SUCK!!@!@!@!
me: so we're at fault for you sucking? there is no logic to that
idiot: *dies yet again after a suicide run* OMGWTFBBQ!?
host: -kick (idiot's number)
most other guys: -yes
host: see ya moron! we don't need an arse here. this is not DotA ya know

almost word for word for this whole thing
i hope i didn't go overboard with the description

 

What an asshat. Serves him right for being an idiot.

 

Idiot asks someone..
Do you think I'm smart?
someone: Yes..
XP

 

I was talking on this chatbox and these guys were talking about pokemon
One girl (I presume according to the username) said: I love Pokemon! Pikachu is sooooo cute
And this guy came along and said: ^I love Pikachu too! She's so cute I just wanna f*ck her!

Yeah that's what sites I end up running into when a part of my schedule is missing...

 

(shortly after my entire kitchen was completely filled with smoke)
Me: IT SAID READY IN FIVE MINUTES!!! I THOUGHT THAT MENT THE DAMN MICROWAVE!

 

not the stupidest thing i've head but the stupidest film title

was looking at dvds in a shop and came across

The One Armed Boxer 2

now if the title on its own doesn't sound ridiculous enough they made a second one

 

Girl: I don't know why women like penis so much... I like vagina's better! But that doesn't make me a lesbian
Guy: It does
Girl: Prove it
Guy: Quote- "I like vagina's better!"

 

"sorry about the "shoot you in the balls" part of the comment. i was typing stupid stuff to hear the audio preview guy say, and i pressed "post comment" by mistake. "