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What is the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by casper1910, Feb 6, 2009.

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  1. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Good thing I ain't that computer savvy nor techno savvy because quite frankly I thought something like an optical media laser can be powered up to actually shoot laser beams, but the part about hackers messing about one's PC is true enough :(
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, Feb 7, 2009
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  2. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    didnt CD and DVD already can shoot out lasser? i mean that is how they read and burn disk right?
     
    calvin_0, Feb 7, 2009
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  3. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    there's two kinds of laser, heat and light. Optical media drives use light lasers that could cause eye damage if shone directly in the eye, but are otherwise harmless. Heat lasers are entirely different.
     
    Loonylion, Feb 7, 2009
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  4. equitypetey

    equitypetey Well-Known Member

    even if it could become a heat laser it can't turn round as the laser goes back and forth on rails
     
    equitypetey, Feb 7, 2009
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  5. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    D'oh!?

    [me=Cahos Rahne Veloza]Facepalms self[/me]

    You got me there equity :-[
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, Feb 7, 2009
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  6. Rhith

    Rhith Well-Known Member

    Take a DVD/HD/Blu-Ray Burner or HD/Blu-Ray Reader diode and power it properly you can actually make a visible laser that has the ability to ignite matches, melt plastic and cause other chaos. Though while it is housed in the drive still you're not going to get anywhere with it.
    http://s199.photobucket.com/albums/aa214/LaserRhith/?action=view&current=1213072125.flv
    Bad clip, but that's a laser I built out of a DVD burner and a flashlight, along with a few other parts. As you can see, once I get it to focus on the match it only takes a second to light it from a short distance. :D
     
    Rhith, Feb 7, 2009
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  7. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    I asked my teacher once: "Who came up with the mathematical equations that don't actually have any use?" He said: "Geniuses"
     
    cjdogger, Feb 7, 2009
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  8. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

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    Loonylion, Feb 7, 2009
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  9. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    Nao that shows pure genius ::)
     
    cjdogger, Feb 7, 2009
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  10. Deathbreak911

    Deathbreak911 Well-Known Member

    Not so fast D: What about the etcher lasers? They're at the top of the disk drive and can etch a picture into the top of the disk. I heard about them... some where...
     
    Deathbreak911, Feb 7, 2009
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  11. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    light lasers. they just slide back and forth, the disc rotates. It's called lightscribe, and it uses the regular CD drive laser at a different power level. You have to turn the disc upside down. It's not actually etching, chemicals on the disc react to the light and darken.
     
    Loonylion, Feb 7, 2009
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  12. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    One day somebody will quote me on here v_v'
     
    cjdogger, Feb 7, 2009
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  13. Deathbreak911

    Deathbreak911 Well-Known Member

    D: Very misleading. I hope my own comments don't make their way on this thread quoted.
     
    Deathbreak911, Feb 7, 2009
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  14. Wolfdemonpaw

    Wolfdemonpaw Well-Known Member

    man equitypetey your mate must of been a rite ideot XD power up the beam to melt the computer & move the cd rom eye around...

    whats it... maby he got mixed up with a star wars lazer project lol... but that sure was funny as hell & if u dont mind can i coppy it & send to some of my mates that will find it just as funny ?
     
    Wolfdemonpaw, Feb 8, 2009
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  15. equitypetey

    equitypetey Well-Known Member

    yeah do as you like.
     
    equitypetey, Feb 8, 2009
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  16. casper1910

    casper1910 Well-Known Member

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now that's f'n stupid

    lol Wicked as
     
    casper1910, Feb 8, 2009
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  17. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    Me: I've proved you wrong so many times and you still don't give up?! Are you an idiot?
    Idiot: NO U
    Me: Grow up...
    Idiot: NO U
    Me: You do know that's breaking the rules on this forum?
    Idiot: NO U
    Moderator: This is a warning to you --Idiot-- ! If you carry on you will get banned
    Idiot: Shut up! This is between me and --My username on that forum--!
    Admin: *Banned. If I see this again warnings will not be given out!
     
    cjdogger, Feb 8, 2009
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  18. Almo

    Almo Well-Known Member

    yes but here we would have banned you for backseat moderating :p
     
    Almo, Feb 8, 2009
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  19. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    Yay! But he was annoying me so I had the right to tell him off
     
    cjdogger, Feb 8, 2009
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  20. Seph

    Seph Administrator Staff Member

    Users never have the right to tell each other off. Definitely not for such a silly reason as annoying you.
     
    Seph, Feb 8, 2009
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