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what is the most extreme !!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by sinharvest24, Feb 22, 2010.

  1. ricky_

    ricky_ Well-Known Member

    Seph has a vagina.

    Seph is really a nordic woman with a chest/arm pit/facial hair problem, named 'Jerry'.

    Seph lives in the wilderness, shy of the arctic tundra.

    Seph has 2 friends: a videocasette of Seph's parents committing suicide when seeing what Seph looked like when she was born, and a pail of poop from the local wolves.

    Seph has 3 teeth; but don't tell her dentist--they've only been charging for upkeep of one.

    Seph has a stub for a left arm; she lost the remaining part of it because it attracted men as it looked like a vagina.

    Real men are afraid of Seph's vagina. It has swallowed 3 men alive; no one survived.

    Seph is a gay. Which is ironic, because with a questionable sex to begin with, the only person who could possibly be in love with Seph is Pat.

    It's PAT!
     
  2. t@n!

    t@n! Well-Known Member

    SEPH'S GONNA BAN YOU FOR GOOD!!!!!!
     
  3. Omega_2

    Omega_2 Strings Cat

    not unless he was littlekill, who sadly is a little apart from himself right now.
    https://www.romulation.org/forum/index.php?topic=34826.msg624085#msg624085
     
  4. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    Dare to hit "the button" ?

    I doubt it, ricky has been here for ages...kinda like furniture...speaking of which...


    Which of you can I use as a chair?
     
  5. Natewlie

    Natewlie A bag of tricks

    <3 Ricky is not going to get banned.
     
  6. MessoMesso

    MessoMesso Well-Known Member

    Nothing ruffles the feathers of supposedly straight men more than questioning their sexuality.

    Anyway, ASCII porn' is safe...
     
  7. p4tman

    p4tman Guest

    Try sending Seph man on man and see how far you get with that.
     
  8. t@n!

    t@n! Well-Known Member

    cant believe he's hetting away with it........ if it were me seph would have killed me without thinking
     
  9. MessoMesso

    MessoMesso Well-Known Member

    Tentacle rape traumatises most straight men the worst, but the way.
     
  10. Omega_2

    Omega_2 Strings Cat

    stop non-belief-ing, and don't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
     
  11. p4tman

    p4tman Guest

    Well depends he might be into that stuff, makes me wonder.
     
  12. MessoMesso

    MessoMesso Well-Known Member

    I've met many a man into chicks being tentacle raped, but none of them ever appreciated seeing their male comrades raped by one another and their tentacle monster pets.
     
  13. p4tman

    p4tman Guest

    Exactly why he should send him the pic.
     
  14. MessoMesso

    MessoMesso Well-Known Member

    I know, right?

    Send it! Send it! Send it! I mean, if you have the pictures. And if you don't, I can give you some if you want.

    :3
     
  15. p4tman

    p4tman Guest

    XD

    We have to catch the exact moment Seph sees the picture.
     
  16. MessoMesso

    MessoMesso Well-Known Member

    It's been a while since I've last actively hunted someone down, but I reckon I'm not too rusty to send to the scrap heap. Oooh, I'm gonna go get my mom's camera!
     
  17. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    back topic people, or I'll lock the thread.
     
  18. sinharvest24

    sinharvest24 Guest

    seph = guile looking guy
    loony = undiscovered species?
     
  19. t@n!

    t@n! Well-Known Member

    get seph angry, he'll bite and chew you alive
     
  20. sinharvest24

    sinharvest24 Guest

    seph is as harmless as a puppy...