What if?

Stuff would get royally fucked up.

What if Fish was less of a little girl and decided to play guitar?

 

I wouldn't be jobless.

What if I ate a spoon?

 

I'd pay you 2 Australian dollars.

What if mosquitos ruled the Earth?

 

They already do =(


What if the world was a cartoon?"

 

I'd make a movie out of it and call Brad Pitt to play in it.

What if it rained HAIL?

 

I'd stand outside and shout "BRING IT SUKKA!!!!!!!!"


What if I learn guitar (hahhahahahahahahhahahha)

 

your fingers are going to hurt.

What if I NEVER go to sleep?

 

You will eventually start to hallucinate XD


What if I woke you up while you were having a nice sleep?

 

I'd think it was a hallucination, due to lack of sleep.


What if it was tomorrow yesterday?

 

It would be monday today?


What if I was in a famouse band?

 

i would rock on

what if pres. Obama died

 

Then it would be racist (somehow)
what if I was the president of nintendo?

 

Then don't close this website please!
What if I have no WII

 

Then you can't play Mario Kart WII


What if I was ACTUALLY a fish?

 

people would probably like you better

what if i had telekenesis

 

I'd make you blow shit up with your mind
(why the hell are you up, go back to bed fool >.<)

What if I went to play SCZ righat now at this very moment?

 

you wouldnt be online.

What if the train I missed to get on suddenly flew into the air and crashed in an apartment building where everything broke and then Pokemon suddenly came out of the tv?

 

Lopunny would be mine.

What if I was actually straight?

 

you would be on the ground and you cant move cuz your straight like a stick!

What if Gardevoir was human?

 

My interest in her would cease.

What if Nazi zombies were real?