What if?

Then i'd be cold too because WE ARE ONE.

What if WE WERE TWO?

 

We'd wear HUGE pants.

What if pastafarians are right?

 

then i might understand the question. what if we were only allowed to talk in 1337?

 

I'd have to find the font because I'm too lazy to do it otherwise.

What if I eat ALL the Funyuns?

 

than id eat all the lays.
what if i ate all the lays?

 

then you'd eat all the lays.
what if i ate all the lays?

 

then id kill you.
what if i could eat just one potato chip?

 

you'd still be hungry.

what if I'm leaving?

 

then id celebarate. what if i used apostrophes?

 

I'd return to see it.

What if djw175 was already celebrating my absence?

 

I dunno.

What if the topic starter failed to check if there was an older thread exactly the same as this was, would you burn him for it?

http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=11413.msg122748#msg122748

 

Nope, considering that post was like a few years ago lol


What if I told you I won a Tim Hortons Roll Up the Rim and won a car?

 

I'd mug you and steal the car.

What if you could turn water into wine?

 

Id be your disciple

What if games didn't exist?

 

I'd kill myself.

What if you didn't exist?

 

then i wouldnt be posting this

what if world ended tomorrow?

 

I would eat more chocolate because then I wouldn't get fat.

What if you had an unlimited supply of chocolate?

 

FYI, on this section of the forums necro posting on older game threads is highly encouraged.

 

Then I would be rich because I will sell sell sell because it would be all profit.

What if your future self were to come back in time and try to kill you?

 

Then I will die while saying "damn should of seen this coming"
What if WWIII happened?