What if?

then ill be confused

wat if the scooter came by?

 

I'd kill chickens so you can escape.


What if I could lift my house?

 

Id put it on youtube


What if I posted?

 

ill be the first comment


wat if the camera broke and u had to do a retake?

 

I'd hire a stunt double.


What if YouTube was originally invented by the Mayans?

 

Dunno.


What if I was Mai Tokiha (my avatar)

 

You'd spend all day making that one motion.


What if I'm a Cop?

 

then then..THEN!!! ill give u pie

wat if i didnt go to sleep for 2 days?

 

You would hallucinate XD


What if I was a cat?

 

then I'm impressed.


What if time was made of marshmallows?

 

u would make smores

wat if u never gained weight?

 

I'd eat people


What if I ate people?

 

You would be a cannibal

What if I woke up in your bed

 

That would be normal for me.


What if I run around in my yard with a cape and a whistle?

 

I'd film it and put it on youtube.


What if I did that?

 

It'd be funnier than when I was taped lifting my house.


What if Grapes were lemon-flavored?

 

I wouldn't eat them


What if I smashed an egg on my face?

 

I'd think it natural

what if our lifes meaning was known ???

 

We'd still have questions.


What if more people played true or false?

 

Dunno.


What if I was a hitman?