what if a scary monster appeared in front of you. what will you do?

i would type ".die" ^.^

 

I would bring out the small dagger I have and Stab it repeatedly knowing its not gonna die. * heh, I tried*

 

Kick it in the crotch... if it's female... I'll run away.

 

If it was a huge insect, i'd ue th creator for the game having bugs

 

I'll summon these:

Nex the Bloody Robot.
Cj the Ultimate Snuggle.
neko the Catlady
mega the Broken Mask?

And battle the monster!

 

Battle start!
Nex used I'm no bloody robot! It isn't very effective...
Cj used Snuggle! He hurt himself in confusion!
neko plays with her cat ears and misses a turn!
mega used Mask Break! It' missed!
Badass Monster used Spank! All fainted! ...but wait, Cj enjoyed that! Cj runs away!
Hey Cj come back!
Game Over, u suck...

 

Noooo,come back CJ.

 

I will give him tea and some cake.
XD

 

I will force it to be my slave...

 

Make a new song with it?

 

I would say "Wanna go for a pint???"

 

SO that's how the monster looks... ...scary

 

Damn right

 

Throw a master ball

 

I would kill it with fire

 

I will use Z-Saber and cut it to 2 pieces

 

i would do it the old fashoned way. take out a shotgun and paint the walls with his brains! ;D

 

Decorate it like a plasterer's toolbox
Reference to a tv show^

 

I would hug it! Monsters are cute. ^^

 

tell him to shut the f*ck up and go away