what if a scary monster appeared in front of you. what will you do?

i'll give it some weed

 

i'd smoke that weed with him.

 

Roundhouse kick the b****

 

I'd eat his heart and gain all his inner-strength.......but then i wouldn't need to because he's a wuss anyway! ;D

 

I would Falcooooooooooooooooooon Pawnch it right in the kisser!
Then I would claim all their base are belong to me!
Then share my porn with the monster to cheer them up since they've been having a bad day

 

i'd listen to his problems, find out what made him become such a scary monster and try to help him. if that didnt work i'd call chuck norris in to kick his ass

 

I would wait untill my turn then attack it with my strongest limit break....damn turn based battle system!

 

Call Master Chief to kill it

 

hire a HITMAN!

 

stand on its foot, then when its mouth is open stick something long,hard and warm in his mouth to humiliate it...

now whats long hard and warm?

 

A sausage!

 

yey! ill feed the monster big sausages.

 

ahah big sausages!
how's about we just mind control it? actually... i think i'll go with super shrinkage and make it tiny

 

Mind control... what could we make it do... Does it have tentacles? :-\

 

erm... do you WANT it to have tentacles? ;D cause you get to decide what it looks like?

 

I want mai monster to be a very smexy catgirl with nice boobs and an awesome personality and I will make love with said monster all the tiem!

 

would you glomp it?

 

Not just glomp it mah friend, there'll be more action than that

 

oh... i see... dont go in to detail please, id make it eat my mam and then my school, then i would shoot it for eating my mam

 

I don't want to describe the monster I might kill this thread.