what if a scary monster appeared in front of you. what will you do?

take it to school with me and make it suffer in math class like i do

 

Train it to eat the majority of forum members that I dislike.

 

teach it spanish

 

teach it mandarin

 

teach it my own language that i made (it doesnt sound stupid) and make a clan

 

Monster+mewtwo=POKEMON BATTLEZ!

 

evil villan + goku = epic battle!

 

Your the monstor of going off topic+evil moderator=BANNAGE!

 

gets the monster to shut mds up...... and not report me

 

If the alien was a face hugger from alien...I'd tell it to latch onto you...and make friends with the black creature that comes out afterwards-pretending I'm it's queen...

Just so incase you post back I can ask it to kill you all over again in many awsome movie type moments

 

hahaha...... let it go back in time to kill mds before he said that

 

show it a video of rickroll or get my evolved pikachu hybrids,smoothachu and chunkeon to kick its ass.
then take the exp and teabag him

 

i would try to bribed with food and then let it go after all the people i not likee^^

 

I kill it with a heckler & koch vp70, or a remington m-870...

 

Forced contact: Good reason to have a spare modded DS at all times. This is why the internet works. Without the DS, deer in headlights but angry inside (actually happened and this kept me alive they say).

Passing by: Just be nice. If they keep that scowl then who's the jerk?

 

no one ever notises me so it would yust go pass me

 

make him/her my new pet monster to put in my collection

 

can i have one? Their are some teachers....

 

lol uhh sure wut kind of monster?
nice avatar btw

give the monster to Jonez001

 

I would look for the nearest bottle of Coke, and be sure that I get at least one drop down my throat.