what if a scary monster appeared in front of you. what will you do?

try to kill him for exp

 

use him as a punching bag

 

Give it an NDS, Acekard 2, 16 gig sd card and teach him about RomU

 

make him my clone and let him do everything for me

 

rape him again

 

stop witht the raping dude

 

at first i will scream an run around in circles like a wounded animal, then flop to the ground playing dead...when the monster got close to me i would jump up an latch onto its face screeching like a spider monkey, and proceed to hit it with a wiffle bat

 

rape him again
Ask him about his life, and write a book about it.

 

invade his home planet

 

force him to cure AIDS.

 

I would use the hyper beam of my Rayquaza and kick his ass!

 

BSOD. It kills.

 

Make him kill all chocobos, moombas and moogles in the universe!

 

WTF FF creatures are cool.

make him fight Chuck Norris and see what happens.

 

make him time travel, and fight in WWII

 

get him to assassinate Hitler

 

aint hitler already dead??
get him to kick the scientologist's ass

 

I mean to make him travel back in time.

Go make him suicide bomb at Al-Qaeda's base and see how THEY like it.

 

make him space travel with me

 

Tell him about auto fellatio