what if a scary monster appeared in front of you. what will you do?

ask nicely if it knows how to do house chores...if not, unleash hell!

 

teach it how to play video games

 

Teach it how to be a sex toy for monster lovers.

 

Kill it...you said scary not strong.

 

Sell it to scientists and spend it all on 10000 virgin hookers.

 

lol, or make it bring me hot girls everyday

 

I'd yell "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZ0R" then pull a shoop da whoop face and shoot mah laz0r

 

start a rock band with it being the lead vocalist

 

I'd challenge him to a childrens card game.

 

take him as my polker buddy

 

ill use my control over the wind and kill him and sell his body parts on ebay

 

invade his mind

 

i would tell the monster to get a job

 

teach him the secrets of ki control

 

Sell it to the Secret Service and buy a motherfucking boat.

 

chill witht he language, let it teach omgwut how to talk properly!

 

ask it to hunt down these guys^

 

ask it to assasinate blade

 

Rape him? her?

 

wow thats a weird thing to do with a scary monster
act a movie with it, with me being the protagonist and it being the antagonist