what if a scary monster appeared in front of you. what will you do?

invite the monster to dhanash birthday party

 

i,ll ask meganova to give the monster a blowjob,handjob,boobjob and all the other job

 

I don't care what that thing do to me..as long its a girl...(like in FF)

 

Speak their language, mate their women, become one of them.

 

run and yell out holy crap then say hi casually

 

Make it a celeberty

 

mount it and show off to some friends

 

sing a lullaby to it

 

Invite it for a tea party .

 

give it to my girlfriend as a birthday present

 

teach it how to behave good

 

Give it to Rosie O'Donnell and tell her it's her long lost lesbian girlfriend

 

lol

Sell it in eBay

 

Give it swine flu

 

omg you got swine flu?? teach him martial arts

 

Ignore it...simple

 

upercut him to the sun

 

use pokeball

 

Yell: "Objection!" at it at the top of my lungs causing it to cower in fear.

 

point and laugh at it ridiculously