What does Mario use when he is grocery shopping?

He uses a shopping cart obviously.

In regards to his drug habits, shrooms are his main thing. He uses shrooms with other various items to produce strange thought patterns that distorts his view of reality enough for him to fly, shoot fireballs, throw endless amounts of sledgehammers, and swim like a frog. Unfortunately, whenever he snaps out of his drug-induced state he finds that there's a trail of various dead animals as well as construction workers(Hammer Bros. )that looked like they were killed by being stomped to death, a dead police officer who looks like he had a few too many donuts that fell through an open manhole and his "princess" that he was seeking turns out to be a hairy man in a dress that likes to call himself Peach thus making him wish that she really WAS in another castle.

You're free to argue but you know, you KNOW, that what I say is true.

 

:O he's back!
you forgot enough drugs for him to turn into a statue ;D (Tanooki Suit)

 

one could say he got stoned

 

hey may name is mario i don't always buy shrooms i perfer spicy meataballs.
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hey may name is mario i don't always buy shrooms i perfer spicy meataballs.

 

i just watched it. and it was pretty decent to me, well i don't watch movies anyways... so yeah. not a lot of expectations from me. ROCKET BOOTS!
but shrooms are good... especially in soup ;D

dammit why didn't i think of that XD

 

How is this thread still alive?!

 

frankly only Romulation knows

 

its because they are talking about stuff irrelevant to the topic title. Frankly i think they should start a new one... =[