What did you learn from the Internet?

........I learned that life has yet to give me more things

 

i learned that we can't have nice things

 

I learned something about copyright...

 

That life on the internet a better sometimes then IRL.

 

I learned that the smartest person in the class is Google~

 

"Trust no one." etc
No wait, that was TV again.

 

I learned that ACTA will doom me...

 

That Nyan Cat will destroy us all

 

I learned that most people are assholes (none of you guys)

 

I learned that most people are assholes (all of you guys).

 

oh you

 

Nah, we're dicks. Assholes get shafted, we do the shafting.

 

I feel like this means that I just volunteered to shaft a few assholes in my free time.

 

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

 

I learned that my computer is a piece of shit.

 

^same

i learned how to become more lazy

 

Your cunning ruse with the circumflex was foiled by the thread wrapping to the top of the next page, but I agree with the substance of your argument.

 

I am already a master in apathy and laziness!

I learned just how much influence the hive mind can have. Especially when it's mislead or misunderstands.

 

That there isn't much I won't fap to

 

Dorei Shijou no Ou no Nichijou