True or False

False

It's 12am where you are too?

 

True

The user below me has a project due in a few days and hasn't started?

 

true xDD

user below me is laughing at me

 

False

I am a stalker

 

false >.>

is stalking someone on facebook

 

False

Is stalking someone right now

 

False, All i do is sit outside their house in a van anytime they're home, tap their phone, and kill anyone they talk to.

Next poster calls that 'stalking'...

 

False, that's nowhere close to stalking.

You must climb in their bed to be considered a stalker, correct?

 

no way thats all harmless

you have to collect nail clippings and underwear for ur closet shrine to be a stalker right?

 

True.

But you must also put all your effort into creating a clone of said person, so you can practice molesting them?

 

true

if you molest the clone it doesnt count cause the government only knows the real one exists right?

 

true, as long as you aren't a member of the government yourself.

Are you a member of the government?

 

possibly...possibly not.

would u worry if i was?

 

false, you seem like a nice enough person so you wouldn't punish me TOO much.

You would punish me wouldn't you

 

depends what way u mean >:3

can i use a whip?

 

false o.o

You own a whip?

 

i wish

will u buy me one?

 

True.

you won't use it on me, right?

 

ffalse

person below me just realized i was in the wrong thread

 

True

Next poster is out of shape