True or False

True I love pancakes! Especially with jelly!
Next person can walk on water like Jesus...

 

False, I don't walk, I run.
Next person knows kung fu.

 

true, did karate for a while + i have friends who do tae kwon do

next poster is a pyromaniac

 

Yeah true dat!
The next person is gonna eat a big sandwich before going to work on his or her bosses chair.

 

still in school :/ so false

next poster is out of school (i envy you so baaaad)

 

Yep true!
A new Ice Age is about to begin! (I sure hope not)

 

False, Global Warming is getting us first.
Above statement is true?

 

False Giant Zombie Pirate-Ninja Demon Chickens will use us all as butt plugs

Next person likes kittens?

 

False

Next person plays Xbox 360

 

True 360 rocks!
Next person likes to do hoola hoops with his hand tied to the rope of a tire swing.

 

False
Next person owns a goat.

 

False.
Next person will say "False."

 

True! oh wait... false... ah screw you you lost the game.

Next person owns a handgun.

 

False.
Next person has all FF games, and will say False yet again.

 

True!
And the next person died at least 110 times when then played Resident Evil 4 the first time around and they decided to do the Russian dance.

 

False, beat it without dying once.
Next person beat FFXIII without using crysterium

 

False. XIII sucked

Next person is online

 

False.I'm a freakin' virus talking out of nothing.

When you die, your Facebook account is auto-deleted.

 

False.

Romulations ads have gotten really annoying?

 

True

Mudkipz are made of win?