toes - do we really need them

(it's a joke that plays on the consious topic)

 

We can balance even without some toes.

So, we need some but not all.

 

Which shall they be?

 

of course.

we need the big one.
you can cut off the small one.

 

Whats with the toe cutting? are you all Yakuza's? mafia's? triads?

 

Well I'm a psyco path, what's your story?

 

Well, we don't need the small one, atleast.

I know a person who... lost it and had normal balance. (people, don't wear shoes that are too tight )

 

Okay i think everyone is forgeting one thing...
You can't wear jandals (or flip-flops as some may call them) without toes!!! I pretty much live in those puppies, they're even my national icon.

 

Toes were obviously created to bring out the freak in people with a foot fetish.


...not me guys, stop looking at me like that!

 

Okay, you got mr interested. As soon as I find my chopping block I'll give my informed view on the subject.

 

we really need toes to balance, and what about all the girls who are pointe dancers)like me? how would they dance on their toes?
hmmm?
lots of rec activities would be ruined

 

You also wouldn't be able to sneak around on your tip toes D:

 

Okay I'm back from the hospital, turns out you really do need your toes

 

So true.Tried sneaking around on my heels. It doesn't work. Sure its just as quiet but your balance goes way off (to the point of falling over backwards)

 

LOL!!! Sneaking around on your heels? Much less walking around on your heels in the first place x]

I wonder what would happen if I tried to climb stairs or a ramp on my heels...in heels o_o

Now where am I going to find size 14 heels for men LOL.

 

really really bored...... thats why.

You would break your shoe heels if you walk around in your heels (ahhhh! too many heels) also, unless you befriend a cross-dresser of the shame shoe size, you're out of luck in finding size 14 heels.

annnnnd....that is why you need toes.

 

no, it's not... befriending a transvestite is perfect evidence why toes arent needed.

 

[me=mds64]in Pauline Hanson voice[/me]

Please exxxplllaain ?

 

But its not just toes that may make you befriend one. There could be many other reasons...can't think of them at the moment but I know there are some. Anyway, lets just drop the transvestite thing.

Okay, you do need toes! They wouldn't be there if we didnt need them.

 

I just cracked all my toes

and orange...I believe out combined hypothesis of "why you need toes" is quite valid ;D