Three word game

toilet plungers that

 

could not plunge

 

toilets, instead they

 

sucked peoples' faces

 

and had nasty

 

dark, bulging eye

 

that could shoot

 

streaming apple juice

 

which tasted like

 

good ol' sprite

 

and smelled like

 

some expired sardine

 

crapped out by

 

a retarded monkey

 

which is infected

 

with very contagious

 

disease which can

 

make your face

 

turns into monkey

 

but has several