Three word game

enemy must you

 

scratch your balls

 

while talking about

 

banana phones! Two

 

happy elves went

 

into a bar.

 

and picked up

 

something that smelled

 

Like Yoda's poop

 

washed with soap

 

I am legend

 

fill with toothpaste

 

please squeeze me

 

but never give

 

into the darkness.

 

Don't go into

 

a homosexuals backyard

 

(Do I sense a hint of homophobia or insensitivity with your post?)

Anyway:

unless you have

 

a but plug

 

that asplodes in