Things to do when your bored.

It's also what makes the internet function properly.

 

Don't worry. I don't go around squeezing boobies all day or anything.

 

Haha! i bet

But I know there are some decent guys on the net, too. Hard to find, but worth finding.

 

Just have to sift through all the penis on chatroulette first.

 

Romu is chock full of them.

It's easier if you just dodge that site altogether.

 

I've never actually been on chatroulette. As I said, I don't want to see any man meat.

 

Ha! If i'm gonna delve into that huge meat directory, i better come out of there with a pretty spectacular guy

 

Having the decency to not show your penis on chatroulette may not mean much. You never know though.

 

WHAT IS SO FUN ABOUT SHOWING YOUR PENIS? I DON'T GET IT!

/shout

 

Usually it just seems like it's to screw with people. Or they think they have a large one or something and are trying to show off.

 

Well, i'm not going to investigate any further.

It'll scar me. For life.

 

You sure? It could be an enlightening experience.

Okay, I lied.

 

I'm never going to be impressed seeing another guy's dick. Ever. It's not enlightening.

 

LOL.

You guys are funny.

MYSTERY MEAT.

 

It's only mysterious when you don't have one.

 

Yes, for guys it's quite... familiar. :

 

Or if you're lady gaga.

 

Lady Gaga doesn't count. I think.

Maybe she does.

 

No. It doesn't count. Just her name is an oxymoron. Lady...

 

Touche. Somebody else can add the correctly accented "e" to the end of that.