things that video game characters would say .....in bed

yoshi: yosh... yoshi.... huh!? *peck to the bubble out of nose*

 

just when you thought this topic was long gone .........................you was wrong

house of the dead overkill ( wii)

detective washington : damn it motherf$#%er i am shooting too many brains can i shoot somewhere else G

 

I lolled at this

Mario: Hey Luigi, what are you going to do today in bed?
Luigi: Eat my toe
Mario: ..yeah right...

 

Captain Falcon:

FALCON... THRUUUUUUUST!!!!

Yes!

 

Captain Falcon- haaaAAAAAA ... FALCON DICK!

 

dantes inferno

dante: for my beloved beatrice ABSOLVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.............wait what you doing ?
lucifer: WHAT!!!!!.... you wanted to be absolved right?
dante:.................................. please don't tell beatrice what has happen here

 

Kazuya: So you've come...

...

...

I don't think I need to say anything after that.

 

Ash: i choose you trojanmon!

 

Robbie Williams: LEEEEEET ME ENTERTAIN YOU
Me: ...wtf are you doing?

 

Dante: ... Jackpot.

 

Lan Hikari: Jack in!

Me: Don't you even think about it.

 

M. Bison : YES! YES!

 

No its:
Ash:*Pervert look* Gotta catch 'em all!

 

Sho Minamimoto: ATTENTION ALL YOCTOGRAMS!
Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally!
First, outer... Inner... LAST!

Soh... Cah... TOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*pant*pant*

So zetta SLOW!

 

shiki: oh neku!

Nekuh shiki uh!

 

Shadow: Let me show you my real power!

 

Sonic: You're too SLOW!

 

-facepalm- And I just beat him too. On easy. After dying twice on hard. Damn him to hell, and back.

 

Kamina:My drill is the drill that will pierce through heavens!

 

Master Chief: You told me there wouldn't be any cameras.