things that video game characters would say .....in bed

1 hit K.O
Ash has beaten Misty
Ash wants to learn rape but has 4 moves
Which move will be forgotten
Ash has replaced Breathing with Rape

Erotic Asphyxiation!

 

*steps away slowly*

 

Sonic: We should do this again sometime!

 

My God, that's wrong on so many fronts. Er, so to speak...

 

lay off the pokemon for while CJ...

 

CJ.
me and my mate were saying something like that the other day :|
You're my hero!

 

where are the furries in there?

 

Trish:"So, you must be the handyman who'll take any dirty job, am I correct?"
Dante: Almost. .. I only take special jobs, if. .. you know what I mean.
(Devil May Cry) Capcom, 2001

 

Twinbee to Winbee: Winbee come closer so we can fire bigger missiles together

 

Megaman: Roll! Stand back, I'm coming!
Roll: No Megaman! Don't use your buster!

 

Ada: Leon, now!
*Leon makes funny noises like those from when he dodges stuff*

 

Peach: Mario ,I dun like the fact that you get Mushrooms and come to our bed... Am I not enough?

 

Mario responding to Peach: "But'uh they make'uh miii BIGGER!"

 

PeacH: Tehn take 2 :3

 

Peach-MARIO!


(multiple 1 up sounds being made)

 

Guitar Hero

Player 1: Dude my riff is messed up..
Player 2 (Furry) : Yiff yiff yiff?

 

sakura to naruto were u wearing a condom
naruto no and freakin believe it

 

AMY: Sonic ,I want an expensive ring for our wedding. Really expensive... Than maybe we can do a little thing :3

Since that day ,our Sonic runs and runs for rings. He knows when he comes home with rings ,he'll be happy.

 

(before sylva)

HENSHIN A GO-GO BABY!

(VIEWTIFUL JOE XD)

 

LOL!

Error message recieved on SIM Theme Park for the PC:

You don't have enough money to erect more Pylons.