The "You're stretching the truth" game

Sorry your post doesn't count, here's this game's rules:

This game's pretty easy, we start with a five word phrase, the next poster changes any one of the words in it to form a new phrase, then the next guy changes yet another random word etc. One rule that needs to be followed is YOU CAN NOT CHANGE A WORD POSITION THAT WAS CHANGED BY THE GUY BEFORE YOU!!.

So, for example:

A: Mario and Luigi hates Bowser
B: Mario and Luigi loves Bowser (hehe)
C: Mario and Luigi loves Peach -> allowed
D: Mario and Luigi loves DK -> not acceptable

And because we only use five words, your post is void, but if you placed a word/s in parentheses those are not counted, so...

Restarting with my last post

Eating hungrily, Grouches ate garbage

 

Eating hungrily, Grouches walked garbage

 

Eating hungrily, Grouches walked naked

 

Flying hungrily, Grouches walked naked

 

Flying aimlessly, Grouches walked naked

 

Flying aimlessly, Jesus walked naked

 

.... ;D


Preaching aimlessly, Jesus walked naked

 

Preaching aimlessly, Jesus walked water

 

Preaching aimlessly, Jesus pranced water

 

Shooting Aimlessly, Jesus Pranced Water

 

Shooting Aimlessly, Jesus changed Water

 

Shooting Aimlessly, Jesus Changed God

 

Shooting Aimlessly, Jesus Challenged God

 

Shooting Aimlessly, Jesus Challenged "Chuck Norris"

Chuck's so godly, his name is only ONE WORD

 

Yes nice strategy Kamage, because you placed the name in quotations it's considered one word, however...

Shooting Aimlessly, "Jet Li" Challenged "Chuck Norris"

 

Shooting Aimlessly, "Jet Li" Challenged Pikachu

RAWR feel my "WRATH"

 

Shooting Aimlessly, "Jet Li" MOLESTED Pikachu

 

Shooting Aimlessly, Ash MOLESTED Pikachu

 

Shooting Aimlessly, Ash MOLESTED Misty

we know he wanted it

 

Waiting Aimlessly, Ash MOLESTED Misty