the 'why' game

when you fix it

"why did i click on this forum?"

 

To post on it.

Why pajamas have pockets?

 

why did i say why?

 

becasue that's what people do in here

why did I mistype that?

 

so you can ask a question about it

how many people are there in the world?

 

about 5 billion (anyone who is to stupid to be a frigment of my emagination)

why did the one before asked a "How" question?

 

because he can't tell the difference

Why are your socks pink?

 

they're not

WHY are days 24 hrs long?

 

Because if there weren't God would eat you.

Why does god eat human beings?

 

Because he is Lavos from Crono Trigger!

Why the rain is wet?

 

To water the flowerses ;D

Why did i mispell flowers and misspell?

 

Because you wanted to.
Why is my head big, LITERALLY?

 

Because that is what makes you unique!

Why don't i have a large head

 

Because your different from the poster above you ;D

why can't humans fly?

 

because if i can`t nobody can
why my pc is slow?

 

because you refuse to fulfill its deepest wishes

why do we learn math?

 

To be able to calculate thing.

why i choose my name like that.

 

because you were drunk

why is the printer so far away?

 

because you are lazy....

why do I have a pet like him?

 

because it makes you feel better about yourself, by having something so anathemas to look at every day.

why do the nutrition facts on a bottle of soda never quite add up right from the "8oz" to "per bottle" columns when the "servings per bottle" line clearly reads "2.5"?