the 'why' game

because its summer here
why does there have ti be a summer?

 

'cause aren't winter.
Why when on north are winter, here's summer?

 

because for some reason that you wont understand even i explain it to you.

why human dont build an underwater house?

 

Because no one is as smart as you
why do scientists feel good about calling themselves a scientists

 

cause they think they are the best
why cant i be arsed with today?

 

cause youre an asshole. why is the man posting above my comment an asshole?

 

Because you say so.

Why do we have to abide the PG-13 Law?

 

Because M stand for Mother are watching.

Why do turtle win the race?

 

cause the hare took a rest...duh

why do i shout banzai every time someone runs at me?

 

'Cause you're stressed.
Why we never get tired of posting here?

 

cuz the minds of us posters are very mysterious.
Why do i have curly hair?

 

Cause you idolise me.

Why does fat people be fat?

 

'Cause of their metabolism.
Why why is the key to question?

 

coz its just that way, often tha start of a question...

why do dogs bark?

 

because i said so lol
why did i have to go dentist for check up when there was nothing wrong...

 

to make sure your smile is beautyful as it's been.
Why don't you smile now?

 

because its too much effort lol
i laugh a lot though...
why are people people?

 

'cause people are people and nothin' more.
Why dentists seems to be butchers?

 

they're not...
butchers chop meat dentists check on teeth
why did you make me forget what i was about to ask? lol

 

'cause I cause this on ladies. há
Don't I?