the 'why' game

umm what?
what is that?

 

Its most commonly referred to as poop.

Why won't my newborn daughter stop crying for more than a few minutes?

 

Because she discovered my plans to dominate the earth

also, i will eat her

Why do i have very mild cerebal palsy? :-\

 

Because you ate eggs upside down
Why is the question: Oi be a charmin' buccaneer?

 

This is getting a little out of hand... I thought this is the why game? oh well.

 

I edited it

 

why did you edit it?

 

Because CJ's in ya fez!

Why A_A & not V_V?

 

cause you're typing it wrong

why is pikachu never pooped in the pokemon anime yet stayed healthy?

 

because he's an electric pokemon.

why is everyone so busy preparing for new year's eve?

 

because they're preparing to get drunk...

... why am i not drunk?

 

because you drank milk.

why does fireworks are so amazing to the eyes??

 

because they are brain melters

why do i love internet

 

because you like youtube and romulation

whats wrong with pedophiles

 

Ask one.



Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I'm friggen near? Is it an omen?

 

No, the birds just want to peck your eyes out.

Why did my DS Lite break?

 

The war between Nintendo and Sony has finally begun. Your DS was a proud soldier who lost it's light during a battle against Kratos and the GTA3 protagonist.

How is Phyllis Diller still alive?

 

because a man gave birth for the first time

why is you tube always laggin in videos?

 

How do I know?
Why i didn't know to answer the previous question?

 

Cause you are lagging

Why he is there? http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg