the 'why' game

cocaine anymore, it used to be fun

why does asparagus make your pee smell funny?

 

Because the all mighty power doesn't want you to eat your vegetables.

Why are Romulation Moderators cool?

 

Because you want to suck up
Why did matty make me lol?

 

because i am god and i created everything/everyone

why am i a compulsive lier?

 

really? ???, i thought that was me

why is GTA so good?

 

Because everyone wants to steel a car, kill a drug dealer, and make love to their girlfreind in the same hour.

Why does everyone in One Piece have a huge mouth?

 

??? they dont does that look huge to you



why make fun of my avatar?

 

because it sucks

why dont i have an avatar?

 

Because you regurgitate cheese
Why does pie = cucumber squared?

 

because chuck norris allows it to

why is chuck norris a god?

 

Because noobs manifest the tulpa freak
Why is matty demoted to a noob now?

 

because i stalk rabbid goats

why are my socks mis-matching?

 

Goats like the taste
Why don't I have vinegar in my pockets?

 

because you have bicarbonate soda in your pocket and they dont mix

why am i not loved?

 

Because you have no avatar O~O
Why is there no c-c-combo breaker yet?

 

because cole is so damn awesome in every way

why is cole the only reason i play GOW

 

Because it's time to get on the Cole train!
Why train? Not tricycle?

 

because... IM IN THE ZONE BABY!

why does everyone hate baird?

 

Because he killed himself
Why does everybody shout "Rev me! Rev me!" when they are down?

 

Cause they would live once more.

How come newbies always post stuff like this?